Today Was Great.

I lied. Today wasn't great...even though I found my sunglasses that have been missing since July. Actually, They weren't really lost so much as behind the kleenex box in my room.

I had an appointment with a chiropractor today, but I found out my effing insurance company doesn't cover that particular chiropractor because they are terrible. But that wasn't that bad, and I found another chiropractor. The brightest part of my day was receiving my paycheck...I was especially pumped because I decided to buy one of those tiny computers that fit in your shoe-pocket. JK, that's not a thing. But, I was pretty excited to have a non-shared computer. I went to the bank after work, and as I was walking back to my car I noticed that prior to making my deposit, my account had -$102 in it. I thought to myself, "This is not right. I should have more money than this. Shit."

I promptly drove home, and began the hour long process of checking my bank account on the oldest computer in the world. When the page finally loaded, I noticed that I had two different charges for $150. For a moment I thought "Maybe I spent $300 at...zynga games???" No. I don't even know what that is. I don't know how to play videogames online. I drove back to the bank where I recieved very unsatisfactory service, but whatever, that's typical of Chase. By the way, you piece of shit ass-whore who stole my debit card number, that debit card is now closed, I'm going to get my money back, and you won't get to play anymore games on zynga, or whatever the fuck it's called, so YOU LOSE.

Anyway, I'm exhausted from listening to myself complain. I'm tring to plan some kind of activity to report on in Bend, but unless that activity is going to work, walking to taco del mar, thinking about buying new pants, or complaining about my life, it will have to wait until my weekend, otherwise known as Tuesday and Wednesday. Feel free to leave suggestions. Also, you should know, I am accepting challenges/dares as long as they are mostly appropriate, and don't involve embarassing others. OK, I hope everyone is having a good day and all that.

P.S. Two and a Half Men is not a funny show, and I don't want to watch it anymore.